Wednesday, April 17, 2013

More With the Dumb "Sensitivity"

Americans have become a place of people who apparently need "trigger warnings" and protections from cartoons and the like because their fragile emotions will lead them to utter dispair and perhaps lawsuits. As reported by the NY Times:
A recent episode of “Family Guy” that contained jokes about deaths at a marathon has been removed from Fox’s Web site and from Hulu, the network said Tuesday, one day after twin explosions at the Boston Marathon.

The episode, broadcast on March 17, imagined a scenario in which the cartoon character Peter Griffin won a marathon by driving across the finish line, killing runners along the way. The episode also included a joke about a terrorist blowing up a bridge with two bombs, which were inadvertently triggered by Griffin’s cell phone. After the bombings in Boston, a video uploaded to YouTube showed the two scenes spliced together, leading some Internet commenters to claim that the TV show had predicted the attack. The video has since been blocked.
This is beyond stupid. The ONLY people who would be seeing the videos on the internet are those *looking* for it. And that's not even the important part. What the fuck is wrong with a country of people who need to have shit censored and removed for them because they lack the mental fortitude to "deal with it"?

Seriously this country is quickly becoming a place full emotionally unstable and fragile people. Sad. Really sad.

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Fuck Zach Rosenberg.

Over at the so called "Good Man Project" one Zach Rosenberg informed his 4 year old son that he is a rapist. What did his son do?

Tried to kiss a girl in school. The girl objected.

For this Zach told his four year old that he is a rapist.

Why doesn’t she want to be your friend?”

“She didn’t like that I kissed her,” my son says, pushing his index finger into the middle of a strawberry.

“Well, did you ask her first? Or did you just try to kiss her?” He looks up and takes a bite, nonchalantly saying within a shrug “I just tried.”

“Oh, well, dude, you can’t do that,” I say, thinking this will end here.

“Why not?”

That was when I dropped the R-word.

“Because that’s rape,” I answered, matter-of-factly.

Fuck Zach Rosenberg.

Friday, April 12, 2013

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Hard luck lads, todger size DOES matter: Official

According to the Register:

Two points of note:

These "taller fitter figures" were, though, considered even more desirable if they were well hung, and even if they were heading into cocktail sausage territory, "a smaller penis was less of a detriment ... than it was to shorter or potato-shaped" guys.
Translation...tall and fit gives an edge when you're sub-par.

"Penis size had a stronger effect on attractiveness in taller men than in shorter men. There was a similar increase in the positive effect of penis size on attractiveness with a more masculine body shape."
But if you're fit as hell and carry a big stick you're batting 1000.

Question for the researchers: Did you try images with erect penises?

Friday, April 5, 2013

Why Facebook Home bothers me: It destroys any notion of privacy

By Om Malik I could title this: Why I hold onto my old ass Nokia N900 for dear life.

Facebook Home

So people can use Facebook more while out in public. They can more easily sit in groups and completely ignore each other as they stare into their phones. Dates can be even more rude by having their phone light up with Facebook messages and status updates.

That is when they're not using Twitter or sending and receiving text messages....which Facebook home will make oh so passé

Oh fun.

Monday, April 1, 2013

So What Was She Doing?

So this advert popped up on my statistics site.

Exactly WHAT was she doing that dude fell over?

Haaa!