Toll Hike Letter

Dear ____________

By now you should have heard that the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey have decided to increase the tolls on the Hudson River crossings to $12. In light of this event I regret to inform you that I can no longer by your "boo across the bridge" as you are now in the category of "geographically unsuitable".

Don't take this personally. It's not you it' me. Actually no, it's the Port Authority. If by chance you decide to move to this side of the Hudson I may be persuaded to continue our relationship. However; until or unless that happens I will need to find a more toll suitable partner.

Sincerely yours

_____________

PS: If you do find yourself on this side of the Hudson, I'd still hit it.